5 Reasons The Costumes In THE INHUMANS May
Comic Book Movie (satire) (press release) (registration) (blog)5 Reasons The Costumes In THE INHUMANS May Be The WORST In The Marvel Cinematic Universe To DateComic Book Movie (satire) (press release) (registration) (blog)Rather than being red, it looks more like an ugly shade or orange and isn't all that different to the cheap party wigs you see in costume stores. Swan is a gorgeous actress, but let's face it, Marvel has made Medusa look more like Carrot Top than the ...and more »
Posted on 5 May 2017 | 8:04 am
Ed Sheeran delights young super fan with her
Blasting NewsEd Sheeran delights young super fan with her own special performanceBlasting NewsMelody presented him with a yarn-knitted doll in his image, complete with fluffy carrot top! The moments could not have been more special for this “second date.” There are no words that can convey how special Ed Sheeran is to Melody. “I've got no doubt ...and more »
Posted on 4 May 2017 | 12:47 pm
Woman's Twitter Review Of Vagina Slapping
PerezHilton.comWoman's Twitter Review Of Vagina Slapping Sex Toy Is A Comedic ...PerezHilton.comYes, this is a real sex toy. It's called the Sqweel, and it's a motorized wheel of fake tongues intended to simulate cunnilingus — in fact, it bills itself as the "world's ...and more »
Posted on 4 May 2017 | 10:18 am
In the Garden, in the Zone - Volume One
Volume OneIn the Garden, in the ZoneVolume OneWhen you cut off a carrot top set it in a shallow dish of water and watch it re-grow its top greens. • Poke toothpicks in an avocado seed, suspend it over a glass of water, and see how that weird, hard, ball-shaped pit begins a new plant. • Plant a ...and more »
Posted on 3 May 2017 | 10:01 pm
Breaking Brad: Omaha zoo announces new
Breaking Brad: Omaha zoo announces new name-the-parking ...Omaha World-HeraldThe Henry Doorly Zoo has a new name-the-baby-giraffe contest. Of the zoo's estimated 450 name-the-animal contests, this is probably my 30th favorite.and more »
Posted on 3 May 2017 | 10:33 am
Theater: ‘Lili,’ ‘Mr. Burns’ and
Slowly this thing of fabric and glue, who introduces himself as Carrot Top, gets her to talk and sing, which brings her firmly back into the side of the living. It’s a magical moment — one of many as James Maynard’s tenderly detailed, trimmed but ...
Posted on 27 August 2015 | 8:05 am
Charlotte’s ROCKSALT rocks sustainability
It was a daily appetizer, a slab of the fish over thin slices of “bread and butter” turnips, tender okra halved lengthwise, with cumin and curried carrot-top coulis. Beautiful, a little surprising; clean flavors. Simple. The best of the menu is the ...
Posted on 27 August 2015 | 4:35 am
5 Comedy Shows to Put on Your Fall Calendar
(I'm looking at you, arena full of belly-laughing people who "ironically" took free tickets to Carrot Top circa 2004.) Lots of good comics are stopping in St. Louis this fall — act fast. Unless otherwise noted, tickets are available at www.ticketmaster.com.
Posted on 27 August 2015 | 2:43 am
How to Separate the Clooneys From the Carrot
In the world of red carpets and premiere parties, stars range from A-listers like George Clooney to, well, not so highly rated celebs, like Carrot Top. The same could be said for your email customer contact list. Think of your most valuable, highly engaged ...
Posted on 25 August 2015 | 4:42 am
Ed Sheeran Bad Case Of Beanbag Love!
Taylor Swift’s bestie, freckle-faced carrot-top Brit warbler Ed Sheeran, totally regrets telling the world he “fell in love with a beanbag” after taking his very first trip on head-banging Ecstasy – because now pals (Taylor?) are teasing him ...
Posted on 25 August 2015 | 3:09 am